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Gene Henry Austin II of Galveston, Texas sure knows how to party. According to the Houston Chronicle, as a baseball coach, Austin and his team, the Santa Fe Angels, travelled in high style to Houston for a game. They went via chauffeured limousine, and Austin even brought the beer. On the way home from the game the team stopped in front of a popular topless dancing club named Heartbreakers for a little photo shoot.

Harmless fun? For adults, perhaps. Problem is, the Santa Fe Angels are a Little League team. Average age of the players: nine years old.

Austin's wild ways caught up with him after parents of the pee-wee hitters saw the team pictures and complained to the Galveston County Sheriff's Department.

Coach Austin was permanently kicked out of the league, given two years' probation, and fined $400.

- DailyDarwin.com Staff



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